I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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