i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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