I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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