There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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