you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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