is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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