Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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