NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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