I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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