she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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