Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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