A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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