Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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