this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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