how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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