Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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