yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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