do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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