If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.