I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo