2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Randomize
