haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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