Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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