she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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