I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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