The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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