i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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