I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower