We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.