4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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