i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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