So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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