how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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