Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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