i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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