...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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