On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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