just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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