So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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