big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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