You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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