you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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