we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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