I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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