The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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