There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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