why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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