Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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