Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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