dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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