Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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