No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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