why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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