Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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