i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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