Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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