it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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