There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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