Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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