i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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