Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Randomize
